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The final sentence of this BBC News article
The explorers also carried with them a church organ from Dorset as a gift to local Bolivians in order to secure their help with finding the meteorite.
... already sounds like the sort of thing contestants on I'm sorry, I haven't a clue or My Word might be required to work into a story ("... and when one of the contestants manages to say his line, I'll do this * H O N K * ... or else I might blow my horn").
But, as if that weren't enough, the actual subject of the article is the alleged spotting by Colonel John Blashford-Snell of a Crumple-Horned Snorkack Double-Nosed Andean tiger hound, a dog with two noses.
It should come as no surprise that Blashford-Snell is the Honorary Life President of the Centre for Fortean Zoology.