car
I can haz car.
For those who care about such things: It's a Nissan Almera, it's three years old and has about 11k miles on it, and it has lots of bells and whistles that I don't care about.
For those who see the world as I do: It's a car. It appears to get me successfully enough from A to B. I haven't smashed anything or killed anyone with it yet. Yay.